Tonight saw us play another football game in the indoor league. We had plenty of subs this time, so we rolled on and off at will. Drakesmith turned up in a ‘four-hundred dollar Armani suit’ and a beige trenchcoat to act as our manager. All this combined to make an incredible team, and we destroyed the opposition, 6–0. I didn’t score, but I like to think I made my mark as the ace foreign defender.